We Went On Another Botany Field Trip

Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could watch Jackie Gleason while we eat. What did she say? It’s your mom, she’s tracked you down. Quick, let’s cover the time machine. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear. Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I’m out for the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after. Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don’t you know that if you let people walk all over you know, they’ll be walking all over you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I’m gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Well, I guess that’s everything.

Precisely. I think it’s terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy. I can’t believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a blindspot. I could’ve been killed. Yeah, well, how about my homework, McFly? You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Wrecked? When did this happen and- Jesus, George, it’s a wonder I was ever born. Alright, let’s set your destination time. This is the exact time you left. I’m gonna send you back at exactly the same time. It’s be like you never left. Now, I painted a white line on the street way over there, that’s where you start from. I’ve calculated the distance and wind resistance fresh to active from the moment the lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and 22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas. Safe now, everything’s let lined. Don’t you lose those tapes now, we’ll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they’ve got cotton underwear in the future. I’m allergic to all synthetics. Right.

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